{"id":1143,"date":"2014-01-03T14:27:59","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T14:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/?p=1143"},"modified":"2014-01-15T14:43:36","modified_gmt":"2014-01-15T14:43:36","slug":"friday-funnies-january-3rd-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/apexdrop.eretailing.com\/blog\/friday-funnies-january-3rd-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Funnies &#8211; January 3rd 2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><strong>Best Christmas gift.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Best-beer-coupon.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1145\" title=\"Best beer coupon\" src=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Best-beer-coupon.png\" alt=\"Best beer coupon\" width=\"500\" height=\"472\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Rock, paper, scissors.<\/h3>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Chuck-Norris-chose-scissors.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1148\" title=\"Chuck Norris chose scissors\" src=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Chuck-Norris-chose-scissors.png\" alt=\"Chuck Norris chose scissors\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/h3>\n<h3>Falling cows.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Falling-Cows.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1146\" title=\"Falling cows\" src=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Falling-Cows.png\" alt=\"Falling cows\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Snow can&#8217;t help you.<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Snow-parking-ticket.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1147\" title=\"Snow parking ticket\" src=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Snow-parking-ticket.png\" alt=\"Snow parking ticket\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3><strong>Hillbilly swing.<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Hillbilly-Swing.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1149\" title=\"Hillbilly swing\" src=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Hillbilly-Swing.png\" alt=\"Hillbilly swing\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Funny shirt of the week: <a title=\"I donut like puns\" href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyshirts.org\/design\/95e65967a6581744dffd562985ea1364_40093\" target=\"_blank\">I Donut Like Puns<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><a title=\"I Donut Like Puns\" href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyshirts.org\/design\/95e65967a6581744dffd562985ea1364_40093\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1151\" title=\"Donut like puns funny shirt\" src=\"http:\/\/static.funnyshirts.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/Donut-like-puns-funny-shirt.png\" alt=\"Donut like puns funny shirt\" width=\"500\" height=\"410\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Find more <a title=\"Funny shirts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyshirts.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">funny shirts<\/a> at FunnyShirts.org.<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Best Christmas gift. 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